Definitions by TheBigCanucklehead
richard
I have to go somewhere, you have been a total richard all day and I can't take it any longer.
dick asshole
dick asshole
richard by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
cock-blocked
Could have one of two meanings:
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
{teased] noncomittal
{teased] noncomittal
cock-blocked by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
horse hung
I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.
penis well-endowed
penis well-endowed
horse hung by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
party favours
1. A noun describing various club drugs. Generally refers to the harder club-drugs like methamphetamine, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine.
I am so looking forward to the rave this weekend. Make sure Peter gets the party favours or else we are going to walk into the Twilight Zone if we're not on the same level as everyone else.
club drugs ecstasy methamphetamine GHB
club drugs ecstasy methamphetamine GHB
party favours by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
creampie
A verb that describes the act of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina or anus. The act of not pulling the penis out of the vagina or anus and ejaculating inside.
I love my new girlfriend, she's so hot and sexual. Forget oral sex or kissing for her, her biggest turnon is the creampie and I am more than obliged to give it to her.
creampie by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
hater
A noun describing an individual who has nothing but negative and bad things to say. While it could refer to someone not on social media, it generally does refer to people on social media (especially twitter and tumbler) that throw insults or hate monger/messaging to you or others.
I cancelled my Twitter account last night because the haters were way to vulgar and a bunch of them were out in full force.
enemy dislike
enemy dislike
hater by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)
1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.
It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.
sexual club drugs
sexual club drugs
party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015