A phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
2. When one is caught in a precarious situation.
With my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. I am so stressed that I'm caught between the fart and the shit and I cannot decide.
indecisive stress
indecisive stress
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.
lazy procrastination
lazy procrastination
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.
It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.
sexual club drugs
sexual club drugs
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
Ted: Hey Tommy you ole pole smoker you...
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?
gay fellatio
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?
gay fellatio
by TheBigCanucklehead March 22, 2015
I have to go somewhere, you have been a total richard all day and I can't take it any longer.
dick asshole
dick asshole
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.
My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.
creampie oral
creampie oral
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.
Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff
by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015