TheBigCanucklehead's definitions

bottom

A noun that describes the gay male who is the receptive partner in a gay relationship. Most heterosexuals see him as the female in the relationship.

I saw you flirting with Joe, you're both bottoms...you're barking up the wrong tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

like white on rice

A statement that is given when something is as plain as day, no one can argue about differences.

Stranger 1: Don't you notice every time you light up a cigarette the bus comes?
Stranger 2: Like white on rice!

exact plain

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

Fag Hag

Slang for a heterosexual female who is constantly around gay men and most of her closest friends are gay males.

Doesn't Joanne know that the odds of finding a boyfriend are pretty much nil if all she does is hang around Tommy and his entourage all the time. She truly is the biggest fag hag that I have ever known. ally bff

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

strap-on

A sex toy that resembles a belt with an erect dildo (cock) on it. This is a must for lesbian and adventurous heterosexual couples. One partner puts on the strap on and acts like the man and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse (lesbian) and the woman becomes the insertive partner in anal intercourse with her boyfriend.

I love the way Kyle and I are so sexually adventurous. Last night I brought home a strap-on and made him my bitch for the night. I hope he doesn't go bi or gay on me because he enjoyed that just a little too much I think. But then again, bisexuality may be next on our bucket list.

dildo sex toy

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

put on your big girl panties

A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.

Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

immature martyr

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

double penetration

A sexual act in a threesome that includes at least two males if heterosexual. In the threesome, the two males enter the vagina (heterosexual) or anus (homosexual) at the same time and two guys literally screw the one on bottom at the same time.

Met this real hot girl online last night just before bed. I just wanted a quick booty call and when I got there...there was another player there and she begged us for double penetration. That was one of the hottest experiences of my life.

two simultaneous

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

honey badger

A person who doesn't give a fuck. This phrase became catchall in reference to Randall's infamous youtube "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' commentary on the behaviour of the Honey Badger.

I love it when you go all honey badger on me, brings out the dominant part in you and I begin to wonder if I am getting sexually attracted to you.

nonchalance

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015