horse hung

A penis that is extremely large.

I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.

penis well-endowed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

pole smoker

A nickname for a gay male because he loves to suck dick.

Ted: Hey Tommy you ole pole smoker you...
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?

gay fellatio

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

low-hangers

A noun describing the testicles of men who have testicles which are low hanging.

Jennifer loves the sound that Mike's low-hangers make when they have sex.

balls testicles

by TheBigCanucklehead March 19, 2015

rent a room

A sarcastic phrase given to those who continually show PDAs (Public Displays of Affection) bordering on sexual activity. Usually said with annoyance and distain to get them to cease and go somewhere private so no one has to witness it..

Would you two please rent a room, I wasn't quite expecting to see a porn movie on my way to work this morning.

PDAs sarcasm distain

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015