TheBigCanucklehead's definitions

creampie

A verb that describes the act of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina or anus. The act of not pulling the penis out of the vagina or anus and ejaculating inside.

I love my new girlfriend, she's so hot and sexual. Forget oral sex or kissing for her, her biggest turnon is the creampie and I am more than obliged to give it to her.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

off to Hollywood

A sarcastic phrase that is given to those who take a lot of time to get ready to go somewhere. A dead giveaway of this type of person is the length of time spent in the washroom primping. Makeup for women and manscaping for men, usually is close to or more than an hour. Another dead giveaway is the amount of apparel they try on before choosing one to go with.

Amanda what are you doing? I told you I was going to the mall an hour ago and I'm still sitting here and you've been stuck in the washroom the whole time. Are you off to Hollywood or what? I should have never told her and just left.

primping procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 26, 2015

morningwood

Slang for erection.

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

erection

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.

Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

can't rape the willing

A phrase describing someone who is/was agreeable to sexual activities or other naughty behaviour.

Bill: Hey Tom. I heard you convinced Rebecca to try a menage a trois?
Tom: Yeah, can't rape the willing...she already has a GUY picked out for us.
Bill: Oh.....
Tom: Yeah...this should be interesting...my threesome fantasties have always been with two women and she just threw a wrench into that one now didnt she. I guess that will have to be for the next time.

agreeable ally

by TheBigCanucklehead March 25, 2015

party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.

It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

sexual club drugs

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

mushroomhead

Nickname for the head of the male penis which resembles just that...a mushroom head.

My boyfriend's penis is magnificent. His mushroomhead is bigger than the rest of his penis and it creates this wonderful feeling in me that leads to pure ecstasy.

penis head

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015