morningwood

I've been walking around with morningwood all day. I really need to get laid soon.

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An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

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You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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party favours

1. A noun describing various club drugs. Generally refers to the harder club-drugs like methamphetamine, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine.
I am so looking forward to the rave this weekend. Make sure Peter gets the party favours or else we are going to walk into the Twilight Zone if we're not on the same level as everyone else.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015
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Negative Nancy

A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.
Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 22, 2015
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low-hangers

A noun describing the testicles of men who have testicles which are low hanging.
Jennifer loves the sound that Mike's low-hangers make when they have sex.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 19, 2015
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horse hung

I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.

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canuck

Those canucks sure say eh and sorry alot...what is up with that? No wonder everyone just wants to go and squeak their cheeks...they're just too cute...albeit monotonous...LOL.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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