Definitions by TheBigCanucklehead
up shit creek without a paddle
When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.
I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.
wrong situation
wrong situation
up shit creek without a paddle by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
king shit of terd island
A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.
Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.
egotistical self-importance
egotistical self-importance
king shit of terd island by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
honey badger
A person who doesn't give a fuck. This phrase became catchall in reference to Randall's infamous youtube "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' commentary on the behaviour of the Honey Badger.
I love it when you go all honey badger on me, brings out the dominant part in you and I begin to wonder if I am getting sexually attracted to you.
nonchalance
nonchalance
honey badger by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
National Honey Badger Day
The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.
Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.
National Honey Badger Day by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree
An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.
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You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.
not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
put on your big girl panties
A sarcastic remark said to a person who seems to be acting childish and immature and wallowing in self-pity. Can be said to either a male or female.
Would you stop it, god you're driving me crazy. There's nothing you can do so put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
immature martyr
immature martyr
put on your big girl panties by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
uncut fetish
I am beginning to wonder if my uncut fetish is turning into a lifestyle. Lately as soon as I find out a guy is circumsized it turns me right off. And if the guy is average looking and I find out he's uncut, damn he has entered my radar 10 fold. These sexual fetishes are definitely hard to explain.
uncut fetish by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015