The truth's definitions

sage hill

You're all wrong. Sage Hill's biggest problem is not the students. It's the bullshit that is spewed by the administration. They preach all these "values" like compassion and integrity and diversity. In reality, they do nothing but black list, scape goat and intimidate anyone who disagrees with their bullshit policies and arbitrary decisions.

So you and your parents bought what it said in all the brochures? Think you're attending an enlightened, new age center for progressive education in sunny so cal? Wrong! You just landed in some antiquated, rigid, stick-up-your-ass, 200 year old New England prep school.

by The Truth May 11, 2004

drunk pants

The pants you got really drunk in. Often times, you will wake up wearing them. Other times, you may find them on the floor or someplace random. Inside the pockets you may or may not find your keys, your wallet, your cell phone, wadded up dollar bills, and pieces of paper with other people's phone numbers.

Man, I found so many pairs of drunk pants in the hamper. It's like I made $15 doing laundry.

by The Truth April 3, 2005

pocket hottie

A really really hot short chick, around 5'

Whoa! check the pocket hottie!

by the truth May 13, 2005

Indymedia

Biased communist propaganda marketed as "unbiased" or "independant."

Indymedia is a wonderful news site if you want to get opinions that basically blame the Jews for everything.

by The Truth August 28, 2003

puckity

Weird crap that an ass named Ashish Kundra says.

Puckity Puckity I'm Ashish Kundra. Everyone think I'm great.

by The Truth December 15, 2004

contard

A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something.

Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president.

Normal Human: You sir, are an idiot.

by The Truth January 17, 2005

Mililial

A stupid trick which no-one could be expected to fall for, yet nevertheless do. Often used in film and literature

Eg.

Villian: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you will die, slowly and horribly
Hero: Look Out Behind you a 3-headed monkey!
Villian: Aagh! Where? (He turns)
Hero kills villain.

by The Truth October 20, 2003