The return of light Joker's definitions

bathtub gin

liquor made in one's own home (because during prohibition they filled the favored bottles at the bathtub instead of the kitchen sink, can be applied to more than gin)

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking that bathtub gin.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2009

sawed-off

short in stature

This sawed-off bastard was just asking for trouble with the law.

by The Return of Light Joker May 31, 2011

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2009

unt-cay

the vulva or vagina (from Pig-Latin for cunt)

She was walking like she was hiding something in her unt-cay

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2010

keen

excellent, wonderful

That party was totally keen.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2009

oasis

a liquor store

the oasis was trashed before I could even buy something.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011