The return of light Joker's definitions

suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)

My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2008

plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

comma-counter

a pedantic person who places too much emphasis on trivial errors or details

You are such a comma-counter. We can edit this thing without your help.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2008

apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

big O

1. an orgasm, a sexual climax

2. opium

Once I reach the big O, there is no turning back.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 26, 2007

50/50

equally or fairly shared

After they determined what the prize was worth, they split it 50/50.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2009

Kentucky waterfall

a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet

Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2010