The return of light Joker's definitions

have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

waffle

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample

Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?

by The Return of Light Joker March 6, 2008

Indy 500

the Indianapolis 500, an annual car race

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010

nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

a little bird told me

I was told by someone familiar but won't say who

I know you have been having problems because a little bird told me.

by The Return of Light joker May 3, 2010

GKW

an unidentifiable substance, especially a dangerous one (from god knows what)

The water he drank in the video had GKW in it, as evidenced by his remark about sleeping.

by The Return of Light Joker April 27, 2011