The return of Light Joker's definitions

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

have game

To have a high degree of skill

I have game when it comes to debating.

by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2008

get some

to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)

How do those punks always get some?

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008

until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

9-5

1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job

He works at your basic 9-5.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008