The return of Light Joker's definitions

spare tire

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

in a fog

in a state of mental confusion

Your son was in a fog because he was drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker November 8, 2009

sprout

a child, especially a baby

She has one sprout too many.

by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008

dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008

ego surfing

the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens

how did ego surfing catch on?

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2009

40-'leven

an indefinite large number

It was repeated about 40-'leven times.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2008

E

Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, an illegal hallucinogenic and stimulant drug

That E can do more harm to you than you might think.

by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2010