The return of Light Joker's definitions

whammy

1. a dangerous curse or hex

2. any problem

That place is one hell of a whammy waiting to spill across the city.

by The Return of Light Joker December 12, 2009

jiggle bar

a rumble strip, a strip of road with grooves that sends vibrations into the car to reach the driver and inform them that they are on the edge of the road or lane

you're hitting the jiggle bar again.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2009

underboob

cleavage visible from the part of the shirt that covers the bottom of the female breasts

If that is not a deliberate underboob, I don't know what is.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2009

in the cross-hairs

aimed at with a weapon

He was in the cross-hairs but was not afraid to fight back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2009

alt-weekly

a weekly alternative newspaper

Most urban areas in the country have at least one alt-weekly.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2012

hook

1. the catchy part of a song

2. a prostitute (from hooker)

3. someones hand

4. to steal

5. to arrest

Get your hook off of my shoulder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 5, 2008

8-ball

a person who is frequently unfortunate or in a bad situation

Don't hang out with an 8-ball like him.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2009