The return of Light Joker's definitions

know one's onions

to be competent and authoritative in one's work

He really knows his onions when it comes distilling alcohol.(example of know one's onions)

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2010

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008

copilot

an amphetamine tablet

I don't need a copilot to carry in my luggage just because I didn't get much sleep.

by The Return of Light Joker July 27, 2010

in stitches

laughing uncontrollably, laughing hysterically

That joke I saw online left me in stitches.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2009

V-ball

volleyball, a sport involving tossing a ball back and forth over a net

I'm sick of V-ball. What else is there to do.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2009

zod

an eccentric or obnoxious person

Don't be such a zod.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2008

double-take

reacting belatedly when one finally realizes the significance of something

I initially didn't realize that she was talking about being a social worker but did a double-take when I grasped the statement.

by The Return of Light Joker July 30, 2010