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camel toe

My gosh Sally....I really like what you've done with your Moose Knuckles!! They look great!
by The Hunter July 23, 2006
mugGet the camel toemug.

what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!
What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
mugGet the what the shitmug.

Supa Doopa FUPA Troopa

Any man (or woman for that matter) that is brave enough to venture to the southern region of a woman with a protruding FUPA pouch.
One who is willing to search through the hills in order to find the valley.
One who goes down upon or has sex with a woman possessing a Fat Upper Pussy Area.
Also: Could be a woman who is willing to "set aside" the Fat Upper Penile Area of a man in search of providing him with oral pleasure.

Any of the above are considered to be Supa Doopa FUPA Troopas!
Bob: "Dude, Joe, I heard you went downtown on Sally, doesn't she have a bit of a pouch down there?"
Joe: "Yup, let's just say that last night I was a real Supa Dupa FUPA Troopa!"
Bob: "Damn, that's what I call warfare, you're such a good sport, Joe."
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
mugGet the Supa Doopa FUPA Troopamug.

schlode

A combination of the words Schlong and Dode = Schlode.

1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.

2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.

3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. "I whipped out my Schlode on that bitches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!"

Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."

2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
mugGet the schlodemug.

sock in a flip flop

Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.
"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
mugGet the sock in a flip flopmug.

bungus

A crusty, sticky, smelly, week-old piece of poop that is either lodged in ones bunghole or stuck in ones chonies and is currently rotting away in the bottom of your hamper.

A contraction of the words Butt/Bunghole + Fungus = Bungus
"I think you have some Bungus on your face, Todd"

"Hey man, can you give me a hand...errr...a finger, with this bungus? It's a real fighter!"

"Yup, I can wear these boxers again, they only have a bit of bungus on them....and...it's pretty fresh anyways."
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
mugGet the bungusmug.

Hugh Jardon

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
mugGet the Hugh Jardonmug.

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