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Definitions by The hunter

camel toe 

Also known as "Beef Curtains" b/c the "Camel Toe" looks like Roast Beef and hangs like curtains on either side of the pants seam.
Hey Billy, I didn't know what was for dinner until your mom walked in with those Beef Curtains!! MMMMM...They sure were tasty!!
camel toe by The Hunter May 27, 2004

what the shit 

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!
What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"
what the shit by The Hunter May 27, 2004

sock in a flip flop 

Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.
"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"

Supa Doopa FUPA Troopa 

Any man (or woman for that matter) that is brave enough to venture to the southern region of a woman with a protruding FUPA pouch.
One who is willing to search through the hills in order to find the valley.
One who goes down upon or has sex with a woman possessing a Fat Upper Pussy Area.
Also: Could be a woman who is willing to "set aside" the Fat Upper Penile Area of a man in search of providing him with oral pleasure.

Any of the above are considered to be Supa Doopa FUPA Troopas!
Bob: "Dude, Joe, I heard you went downtown on Sally, doesn't she have a bit of a pouch down there?"
Joe: "Yup, let's just say that last night I was a real Supa Dupa FUPA Troopa!"
Bob: "Damn, that's what I call warfare, you're such a good sport, Joe."

alarm cock 

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"
alarm cock by The Hunter May 27, 2004

Tomato and Orange Soup 

Sounds like shit, tastes even worse.
"Dude, I tossed that chicks salad...it tasted like Tomato and Orange Soup...errr....shit."
A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
Jabroni by The Hunter May 27, 2004