Lemony Snicket

The lesbian corner of a nightclub.

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

by The curious bibliophile July 09, 2018

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 09, 2018

Rhubarb and custard

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

by The curious bibliophile July 09, 2018

Watson

Someone who lives permanently in the shadow of another I.E John Watson lived in the shadow of Sherlock Holmes.

Vince wouldn't dream of interrupting his good friend Charlie. He was a right Watson.

by The curious bibliophile August 16, 2019

whine glass

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.

Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

by The curious bibliophile February 09, 2019

sacred beaver

The forbidden vagina of a nun.

It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.

by The curious bibliophile August 16, 2019