incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.

Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

by The curious bibliophile February 09, 2019

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 09, 2018

burger bun

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it

He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.

by The curious bibliophile September 12, 2018

Watson

Someone who lives permanently in the shadow of another I.E John Watson lived in the shadow of Sherlock Holmes.

Vince wouldn't dream of interrupting his good friend Charlie. He was a right Watson.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

Quiticiscm

Criticism designed to make someone quit a job or endeavour.

John wasnt popular in the office. His coworkers used quiticiscm to get him to resign.

by The curious bibliophile June 15, 2018