15 definitions by The curious bibliophile

Sexophone

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it

He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.