The curious bibliophile 's definitions

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Lemony Snicket

The lesbian corner of a nightclub.

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

sacred beaver

The forbidden vagina of a nun.

It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019

burger bun

An arse so attractive you want to slip your meat between it

He enjoyed seeing her from behind. She had the perfect burger buns.

by The curious bibliophile September 12, 2018

Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019