Definitions by The curious bibliophile

twatterism 

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

twatterism by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

whine glass 

That period after the first few drinks where a person becomes depressed and morose.

Emma had three vodka and cokes. This is when she had her whine glass moment.

whine glass by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Lemony Snicket 

The lesbian corner of a nightclub.

Sarah wandered over to the bar carefully avoiding the lemony snicket. That's not a mistake she would make again.

Lemony Snicket by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Sexophone 

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

Sexophone by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

Rhubarb and custard by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Vegan 

A word used to describe people totally convinced or their superiority. They are generally best avoided in almost all circumstances.

Marshal told everyone he was a vegan. Everyone agreed with him. He was indeed a total and utter vegan.

Vegan by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Flappuccinos 

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

Flappuccinos by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018