giraffe

"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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CAB

Cheating Aussie Bastard. Came into effect the time of Aussie criketer Alan Border. Took the phrase 'that's not cricket' and made it his mantra. Would appeal every decision and demeaning the gentile game. Has now trickled down to all Aussie sportsmen.
Too numerous to give a full list. Here is a selection:
Ian Thorpe (no one has feet that big without intensive use of Baby Bio as a kid)
George 'A quick word ref' Gregan
Mark 'Bookies Cash?' Waugh
Justin 'Plank' Harrison
And the Crowned Prince of all CABs - Shane 'I thought it would help me lose weight, honest' and 'I didn't know he was a bookie and wanted to bribe me' Warne.
All alleged, of course.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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roasting

Sexual act of two men and one girl. One guy in her mouth, one in vagina. Looks as though the girl is on a spit roast.
Lindsay was well up for Carlton and Titus to give her a serious roasting.
by The Strut October 11, 2004
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dripping

1. Found in Northern parts of England. Is the fatty juice of meat, sometimes eaten on white bread.

2. Result of getting a girl stimulated.
1. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. Bread and dripping."

2. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. I'm dripping."
by The Strut October 25, 2004
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skinned

1. To go past a defender at a game of football (soccer).
2. To beat someone in a race.
1. Rick Holden skinned three defenders and put an amazing cross in for Andy Richie to volley into the back of the net with some aplomb.
2. Ben Johnson skinned everyone when he was drugged up to eyeballs.
by The Strut October 06, 2004
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morning coil

Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.
I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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dog and ducked

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.
by The Strut September 30, 2004
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