The Strut's definitions

golden paw

The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.

"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."

by The Strut October 6, 2004

keith burtons

Cockney rhyming slang for beef curtains. The area directly surrounding the entrance to the vagina.

That girl last night had keith burtons like a blood hound's face.

by The Strut October 11, 2004

love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.

Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

paddy

1. Shortened name for Patrick.
2. Inoffensive name for an Irishman.
3. Offensive name for an Irishman.
4. A tantrum or 'wobbler'.

1. March the 17th is St Paddy's Day.
2. I'm proud to be a Paddy.
3. You fucking bog-pig Irish Paddy.
4. My wife caught me in bed with her mum, twin sisters and pet goat. Jesus did she throw a paddy. Her bedsheets were ruined.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

dripping

1. Found in Northern parts of England. Is the fatty juice of meat, sometimes eaten on white bread.

2. Result of getting a girl stimulated.

1. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. Bread and dripping."

2. "Here you go love, get yer laughing tackle round that. I'm dripping."

by The Strut October 25, 2004

gorby

One of the inbred natives of Shaw, near Oldham, UK. Features include varying numbers of fingers, toes, limbs and eyes. A 'Gorby Virgin' defined as someone faster than their uncle.

Royton Man #1, "I once went out with a girl from Shaw. She took me back to her house and said, 'This is me mam and sister'. There was only one person stood there."
Royton Man #2, "Fucking Gorbies."

by The Strut September 29, 2004