The Return of Light joker 's definitions

jiggered

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (perhaps from jigger, shot glass)

He got jiggered after work.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2009

ask for it

to behave in a way that invites trouble

You ask for it with your attitude about the game.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008

take a beating

to be injured in a conflict

Man, you coutld really take a beating.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 23, 2007

thx

thanks, used in e-mail, on message boards, and chat rooms online

Say hello to my grandmother for me ok thx.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2008

Mae West

1. a early inflatable life preserver

2. a parachute malfunction that divides the cloth so that it resemble an exaggerated brassiere .

(First sense partly from the resemblance to A well endowed American actress who was then appearing in films)

A Mae West was on display a the Museum today.

by The Return of Light Joker July 6, 2009

cold mud

a grave, a place where a dead person is buried

His great uncle was initially believed to be in cold mud. But they found he was alive.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011

Unleaded

1. decaffeinated

2. coffee that has been decaffeinated

(from a term referring to fuel that has had all lead removed to promote good health in people and a clean enviornment)

I Don't drink unleaded. I don't even drink coffee at all.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008