Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

chemical blonde

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

by The Return of Light Joker December 08, 2007

ungodly

outrageous, horrendous, unreasonable

They almost triggered a flame war with their ungodly rants.

by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2009

empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2009

popskull

inferior liquor, especially if illicit

I felt awful after drinking that popskull.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2011

yank

1. a person from or living in the United States, a US
citizen

2. to vicimize or harass someone

Just because I am a yank does not mean I am fat, stupid or any other of those stupid generalizations about us.

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2007

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2010