1055 definitions by The Return of Light joker

palooka

1. a poor or mediocre boxer

2. a large and stupid person, an oaf

That palooka couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

by The Return of Light joker July 22, 2008

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

by The Return of Light joker November 18, 2011

skeptopathy

the irrational belief that something is false because it is unusual

I have too much skeptopathy from them already.

by The Return of Light joker October 14, 2011

quad

1. a quadriplegic (derogatory)

2. a quarter once of an illegal drug, usually cannabis

3. a prison

That quad thinks he is better than me.

by The Return of Light joker February 24, 2008

under your nose

in plain sight but not noticed (often with right)

That meth leb could be right under your nose.

by The Return of Light joker November 11, 2007

cobweb site

a website that has not been updated for a very long time (because it sports figurative cobwebs)

Due to the problems with the way it work the site was turning out to be a cobweb site.

by The Return of Light joker June 20, 2011

turf

1. a sidewalk

2. the area that a gang claims

3. horse-racing

The turf was not safe for travel. What if I got shot.

by The Return of Light joker May 5, 2009