wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2012

dog tags

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary

I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2010

technopeasant

someone who's lack of knowledge about or of ability to use technology puts them at a disadvantage

The employees of the construction company initally came off as technopeasants. (example of technopeasant)

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011

whitewash

1. to win decisively, especially before the other side can achieve a single goal

2. to make something undesirable, damaging seem legitimate or acceptable, usually by falsification or concealment

They Just whitewashed the election.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2009

in-your-face

confrontational and impudent, aggressively confrontational,

Why is the guy who made this movie so in-your-face about his beliefs.

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2011

on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically

The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2008

break the ice

to get to know a person or people by avoiding awkwardness

This is an opportune time to break the ice.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2009