The Return of Light joker's definitions

firebug

1. a pyromaniac, some who sets fire to random people, animals, or objects as a form of gratification

2. any arsonist
(from a type of insect that has nothing to do with fire despite it's name)

That guy must be a firebug if he keeps starting fires like that.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 17, 2008

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 4, 2009

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

mushy

sentimental, blatantly emotional

He always gets so mushy when asked about his social life.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2009

pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2011

loaded

1. very wealthy

2. alcohol intoxicated

He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker July 15, 2011