Definitions by The Return of Light joker

Indy 500 

the Indianapolis 500, an annual car race

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.

Indy 500 by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010

bracelets 

a pair of handcuffs

You'll end up wearing bracelets if you don't watch what you get into.

bracelets by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2010

finger lickin good 

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

finger lickin good by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2010

attention whore 

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

attention whore by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

nobody home 

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

nobody home by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

YMMV 

Your mileage may vary, It worked for me but it may not work for you

It worked with my siblings but YMMV.

YMMV by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010

kryptonite 

1. the weakness of an otherwise invulnerable or confident person (especially a heroic person), Achilles' heel

2. crystallized, smokeable cocaine

His only kryptonite was his obsession with political opinions.

kryptonite by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2010