The Return of Light joker's definitions

get off easy

to get the minimum punishment

You won't get off easy for allowing dangerous behavior around a working factory oven.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

foot rot

athletes foot, a fungal disease that causes the foot to itch and burn

Wearing sandals in communal showers can help prevent foot rot.

by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2011

road rash

the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)

When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash

by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2008

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011

red

1. a s capsule of secobarbital, a barbiturate derived drug

2. intoxicated with marijuana

3. a person with red hair

Don't even touch that red.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2008