The Return of Light joker's definitions

wheel

the steering wheel of a car and thus the control of the car

I'm not feeling well enough to drive. The wheel is yours today.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010

locks

dreadlocks (an abbreviation)

His locks made him stand out like a sore thumb.

by The Return of Light Joker June 8, 2011

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

off color

1. crude, vulgar, tasteless or sexual

2. irrelevant to the topic

He made a few off color remarks about your cousin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

hard core

1. extreme, unmitigated

2. explicit, especially in a pornographic way

He turned into a hard core marine after a month among them.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009

cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)

That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009