The Return of Light joker's definitions

stir-crazy

suffering from the mental effects of being confined for too long (probably from stir, prison)

After being indoors all day long to avoid the weather, I was going stir-crazy.

by The Return of Light Joker January 1, 2008

a-bomb juice

illicit liquor, illegally distilled alcoholic drink

Stay away from the a-bomb juice. You don't know what it has in it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 21, 2011

jump ship

to leave one's job, especially out of concern (from the image of passengers abandoning a sinking ship)

He almost had an urge to jump ship when he got in trouble something that was once trivial.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2010

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

locks

dreadlocks (an abbreviation)

His locks made him stand out like a sore thumb.

by The Return of Light Joker June 8, 2011

Archie Bunker

A bigoted lower middle class resident of the United States of America(from the character in All in the Family Who was intolerant of people who were different early in the show)

He was your basic Archie Bunker all around.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2008