improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

shakedown

1. extortion, especially through blackmail

2. a thorough search or frisk

The drug gang tried to use a shakedown on the people who promised to crack down on their activities.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2011

mossback

a very conservative or reactionary person, especially one with old fashioned beliefs or values

I don't need to listen to an old mossback to know that things are messed up.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2011

gutless

cowardly and feeble, thoroughly spineless

This gutless kid can't see what's wrong with the situation.

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2009

lift

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize

Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.

by The Return of Light Joker May 02, 2012

on to

aware of especially something dishonest or unlawful

I think he's on to something.

by The Return of Light Joker April 15, 2009

up to par

average, of standard quality

Many modern plastics are not up to par in the way of durability.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009