The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

jock-itch

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap

His jock-itch was getting out of hand.

by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2010

hold the fort

to assume responsibility in another person's absence

Would you hold the fort for me while I go see what happened next door?

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2010

pour cold water on

to dampen or put an end to something

The police tried to pour cold water on the party until they found they were only drinking root beer.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2009

Irish twins

two people born less than 12 months apart (from the stereotype that Irish Catholics have many children)

They ended up with Irish twins and shortly after, decided they would be better off with a larger house.

by The Return of Light joker January 1, 2009

hash

1. vomit

2. to vomit

3. hashish, an oil extracted from cannabis and incorporated into other drugs

4. to discuss

He felt like he would hash after what he smelled.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2010

double team

to attack or defend against with twice the usual force

They tried to double team the crook and knocked him down when they succeeded.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2008