taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

hard stuff

1. any potent liquor

2. a powerful and potentially dangerous drug

Lay off the hard stuff. Quit while you are ahead.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2009

kevork

to kill someone (from Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a Physician who was known for being an advocate of the legal right to euthanasia and having practiced assisted suicide)

Some email scams claim to be written by someone hired to kevork you and use this as the means to extract money.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2009

swap spit

to kiss, (implied to be with a lover)

If he tried to swap spit with your sister and he had something like that, he really must be dense.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2009