The Return of Light Joker's definitions

off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart

As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

night person

someone who works at night or perfers to be up at night

I stay up late. but I am no night person.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2007

cover up

something meant to obfuscate or conceal the truth

This is the most half-baked cover up I've ever seen.

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

scum

1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2008

canary

1. a popular female musician

2. an informer(because a canary sings)

That canary won't shut up after what happened yesterday.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2009

dangle

1. to be hanged

2. the male genitals, especially the penis

I can't believe he wanted to dangle over having a small dangle.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2011