The Return of Light Joker's definitions

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011

hoosegow

a prison, a jail (from Juzgao, an early Mexican Spanish word for a tribunal court)

He almost went to the hoosegow when the police confused him with someone who was suspected of a crime.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2009

swap spit

to kiss, (implied to be with a lover)

If he tried to swap spit with your sister and he had something like that, he really must be dense.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2009

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

frog slicing

the school subject of biology (from the early practice of dissecting frogs as part of the biology curriculum)

Apparently, frog slicing does not use as much math as other sciences.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2011

kevork

to kill someone (from Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a Physician who was known for being an advocate of the legal right to euthanasia and having practiced assisted suicide)

Some email scams claim to be written by someone hired to kevork you and use this as the means to extract money.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2009