The Return of Light Joker's definitions

lame duck

1. A political official who has lost power due to term limit or losing the vote(Historically applied to a President of the United States who runs for re-election despite losing the vote)

2. an arrangement in a game where a player is likely to lose but is still in the game

If we let that lame duck back in I might scream.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2008

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011

kafooster

mere talk, especially exaggeration or just plain nonsense

Don't listen to all the kafooster that the tabloids spread.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2009

miss the bus

to let an opportunity pass by

Don't miss the bus on this. Call those creeps out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2010

3 dollar bill

something obviously false, something fake (from the fact that there are no three dollar bills)

This jewel is a 3 dollar bill.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

up to par

average, of standard quality

Many modern plastics are not up to par in the way of durability.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009