The Return of Light Joker's definitions

mommy track

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.

She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2009

licker

a person's tounge

Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

peel

1. to undress

2. to steal a motor vehicle

3. to leave

don't peel in front of me like that.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

lock

a certainty, such as of an outcome

That round of poker was a lock.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2008

yellow jacket

a capsule of the barbiturate sold as Nembutal

Don't touch that yellow jacket.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2008

mile-high club

the hypothetical association of people who have done the sex act in an airplane while it was a mile or more in the air.

They got caught trying to join the mile-high club.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2008

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008