give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 09, 2009

yell bloody murder

to scream and complain very loudly

The protest started out peaceful, but as it degraded more and more, the crowds began to yell bloody murder.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2011

xan

a tablet of alprazolam,a short acting benzodiazapine

Don't even touch that bottle of xan.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

baby boomer

a person born durn during the increase in births after WWII

The baby boomers are aging and will soon be old, dramtically increasing the potential number of patients with dementia.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2007

talk a blue streak

To talk rapidly and copiously

He can sure talk a blue streak.

by The Return of Light Joker February 09, 2009

'lude

a pill of methqualone, a sedative drug similar that acts similar barbiturates

They somehow slipped a 'lude into his drink.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2011