InspiriTec

Mainly a crap phone call center job for the Pennsylvania state government, particularly the unemployment wing. What their workers do was fill out tickets for unemployment claimants and not help them in any way. Logging their problem is essentially taking notes and putting them in their tickets before the whole system got thrown out because of backlash. They were also known for giving their employees hoarse voices.
InspiriTec sucks. I'd rather drink salt water than work for them. I left InspiriTec after the ticket system was thrown out. Never work for any company that provides terrible customer support.
by The Real Driller November 19, 2022
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Asian Giant Hornet

The world's biggest hornet that's as large than a human thumb from east and southeast Asia. Their nests are gigantic with around more than 1,000 hornets each, and if you go near them, you are screwed. Their stingers can dissolve human tissue and can eventually cause kidney failure. In China alone in 2013, they kicked the butts of over 1,700 people.
Yutaka: Hey Hiyori, how's it going?
Hiyori: Good. I'm still trying to recover from that Asian Giant Hornet attack I had.
Yutaka: Aww, that's too bad. They are really scary.
by The Real Driller May 14, 2016
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Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
by The Real Driller December 28, 2021
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wet market

A market selling live animals and a big place to become ill. Often found in China, the origin of SARS and COVID-19.
Kyle: Hey, how was your trip to China?
Chris: It was fine, though I did feel a little sick from eating that pangolin at a wet market.
by The Real Driller May 06, 2020
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Lifelight

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows

Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void

These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight
Lifelight
by The Real Driller January 04, 2019
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gold membership trolling

A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.
Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership)
Guy 1: Dude, that the heck is with this Facebook Gold crap!?
Guy 2: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 3: Oh wow, are they really charging now?
Guy 4: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 5: (Comment available only to Facebook Gold account holders)
Guy 6: Guys, this isn't real. This is gold membership trolling. Facebook has no intent to charge for using the service.
by The Real Driller March 31, 2020
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Cologuard

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.
After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.
by The Real Driller February 27, 2023
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