A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.
That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.
by The Real Canadian August 02, 2016
The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
by The Real Canadian April 30, 2019
One of the most offensive words in the English language, this is a racial/ethnic slur against people of East Indian, Pakistani, Afghani or Sri Lankan descent among others. Also used against brown people in general, this word is proof of the user’s ignorance and stupidity.
MAGAT: Go back to where you came from, you dumb Paki!
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
by The Real Canadian May 15, 2022
Tomi Lahren is just another dumb blonde who has only gotten ahead in life because of her looks. She makes a complete and total fool of herself in public, saying stupid things that insult reasonable people. Tomi Lahren is proof that you don't need a brain to succeed on TV, just a pretty face, great legs and an empty head.
Every time he watches Tomi Lahren, my dirty old man for a grandpa gets a woody. If this keeps up, then I need to throw the TV set out.
by The Real Canadian February 28, 2017
A type of migraine that develops every time you hear Donald Trump's voice, or even hear his name. It is often accompanied by nausea and such disturbing mental images as Trump getting naked with a teenage model.
by The Real Canadian October 02, 2017
Nickname for Acton, a working class Toronto suburb known for its drugs, teen moms, low educational attainment rates, open racism, and some of the stupidest people alive. Any person with even a little bit going for them would get out of that place, using college or university as an escape route.
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2015
One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.
Cheetolini's buddies like little girls, too.
How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?
by The Real Canadian July 20, 2019