The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you
or in a nanosecond.
or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.
My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015
A television journalist who was obviously hired for their looks and perkiness rather than their news gathering skills. They look more like supermodels and Hollywood actors than the leather-faced Edward R Murrow and Morley Safer, avuncular Walter Cronkite and scrappy Dan Rather of old. And, they only smile and show their legs while wearing outfits that are more suitable for a cocktail party, yakking about Hollywood, sex and reality TV.
by The Real Canadian December 12, 2022
Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022
A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods
by The Real Canadian May 08, 2019
An all-American name for a brothel, whorehouse, place of ill repute or common bawdyhouse located anywhere near Sin City. In much of Nevada, prostitution is legal. It’s a place where almost anything goes.
On our way back to the airport from that boring convention downtown, we checked out that other Vegas attraction, the Bunny Ranch. It was a bigger gamble and more fun than anything on the Strip.
by The Real Canadian June 05, 2022
Don't take your car to this place. They will upsell repairs and services that you don't need - at inflated prices - using low grade parts that will wear out faster than you can say "rip off". Hires young, incompetent or dishonest grease monkeys who wreck your car inside out.
Crappy Tire told my old lady that she would have to pay $3,000 for repairs - and she only brought her car in for a stinking oil change. Scammers!
by The Real Canadian September 20, 2015