The Real Canadian's definitions
Fox News, where hot right-wing chicks in short skirts and Trump's Aryan ass-kissers fill their gullible viewers' heads with alternative facts - lies to you and me.
The Nuts and Sluts Channel constantly airs in our cruise ship's common area. Every time I see Fox and Friends, I feel seasick.
by The Real Canadian December 22, 2017
Get the Nuts and Sluts Channelmug. Nickname for Walmart, the Mecca of discount stores. (Target is the Medina). Established in 1962, Wally World has become the default brick-and-mortar retailer for many North Americans because of its wide selection and cheap prices.
After work, I have to go to Wally World for some groceries, my windshield wiper fluid, a present for my niece - and, I just remembered, I've run out of foundation for my blotchy face.
by The Real Canadian January 19, 2019
Get the Wally Worldmug. The Canadianized expression for In a New York Minute, Pronto Toronto means the same thing: make it snappy, chop chop, skiddaddle, hurry the hell up, shake what your mother gave you
or in a nanosecond.
or in a nanosecond.
Irene (stuck in a Timmy’s drive thru for 15 minutes): “I’d like a medium Dark Roast coffee, black with two sweeteners and a 12-grain bagel, toasted with light butter. And, for God’s sake, make it Pronto Toronto because I’m already late for work!”
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Get the Pronto Torontomug. Yet another mean-spirited (and accurate) nickname for a certain orange-hued former President, who is as poorly dressed as he is obese and stupid.
Trumpo Frumpo wants his way back into the White House, but the folks in New York State and Georgia might not let him. That insurrection last year will haunt him for the rest of his life.
by The Real Canadian June 20, 2022
Get the Trumpo Frumpomug. One of the most offensive words in the English language, this is a racial/ethnic slur against people of East Indian, Pakistani, Afghani or Sri Lankan descent among others. Also used against brown people in general, this word is proof of the user’s ignorance and stupidity.
MAGAT: Go back to where you came from, you dumb Paki!
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
by The Real Canadian May 15, 2022
Get the Pakimug. A television journalist who was obviously hired for their looks and perkiness rather than their news gathering skills. They look more like supermodels and Hollywood actors than the leather-faced Edward R Murrow and Morley Safer, avuncular Walter Cronkite and scrappy Dan Rather of old. And, they only smile and show their legs while wearing outfits that are more suitable for a cocktail party, yakking about Hollywood, sex and reality TV.
by The Real Canadian December 12, 2022
Get the Newsmodelmug. A fat, ugly little man with lots of body hair, he could be mistaken for that half-human/half-ape creature that lives in the woods
by The Real Canadian May 8, 2019
Get the Sasquatchmug.