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Any person who has an irrational, deep-seated belief in God. Also known as a religious fanatic, they belittle the intelligent and reasonable person who tries to make them come to their senses:
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
God doesn't want you to enter a certain occupation. (What do they know?)
Doctors act like Gods. (Oh, puuulllleeeesse! Letting a child die of a curable illness or injury is not God's will, it's child abuse. Jail the poor kid's so-called parents, okay?)
Religious nuts frequently watch religious shows, and even donate their Social Security checks to the filthy rich televangelists who only worship the Almighty Dollar. They also attend church daily if they could, decorate their homes with religious symbols, only read the Bible, fill their kids' heads with lies about God and the world, call nonbelievers and anyone who tries to talk sense into them sinners, make more babies than they could afford, and say that God brought Donald Trump into the White House.
Religious nuts are hypocrites of the highest order. Some well-known religious nuts include crazy Margaret White from Carrie, the kids' vicious rich bitch grandmother from Flowers in the Attic, the Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting, and myriad Trump supporters.
Religious Nut: "You want to go away to college, you little heathen? They will take you away from God. You will live in sin. You will go to Hell!"
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
Normal Person: "Oh, won't you just shut the hell up? If there is a God, He would give you free will."
by The Real Canadian April 1, 2017
Get the Religious Nut mug.The reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, this fat and ugly skirtchaser represents the worst of America. Bigoted, loudmouthed and clueless, he has somehow attracted the attention of hillbillies, religious nuts, grade school dropouts and the Klan. The smart Republicans want nothing to do with him.
Oh, God! Donald Trump has called the Second Amendment people to use Hillary Clinton as a target practice. He thinks that comment is funny, but it isn't.
by The Real Canadian August 10, 2016
Get the Donald Trump mug.One of the most offensive words in the English language, this is a racial/ethnic slur against people of East Indian, Pakistani, Afghani or Sri Lankan descent among others. Also used against brown people in general, this word is proof of the user’s ignorance and stupidity.
MAGAT: Go back to where you came from, you dumb Paki!
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
Targeted Person: I was born here, you dumb hick.
MAGAT: Well, you sure don’t look American.
Targeted Person: And, you do? This country is made of immigrants.
MAGAT: Well, you haven’t said one intelligent thing this morning.
Targeted Person: I’ve had it with this. I’m calling HR.
by The Real Canadian May 15, 2022
Get the Paki mug.A beautiful blonde Fox News and NBC host, Megyn Kelly put her foot in her mouth on live TV. The result? Her 15 minutes of fame were up.
Megyn Kelly might have been a lawyer years back, but she wasn’t smart enough to keep her big mouth shut about blackface. Now, she’s a big skinny nobody, and Fox News doesn’t want her back.
by The Real Canadian May 30, 2022
Get the Megyn Kelly mug.A beautiful airhead with big boobs and small brains, this two-legged animal would screw anything (including a dirty old man who is old enough to be their great-great grandfather) to get to the top. Some would even take their clothes off to get any kind of attention from the public.
Bambi, my ex-girlfriend, has spent all of her inheritance from her rich uncle to get fake boobs. She has such low self-esteem that she looks like a Playboy Bunny just to get dates with rich old men.
by The Real Canadian September 7, 2016
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After that big rainstorm last night our beach was littered with dead fish. They had their last supper of raw sewage and God knows what else, but I'll never drink the water again.
by The Real Canadian August 10, 2015
Get the Dead fish mug.An Ontario quick lube and oil chain that has been known to scam unsuspecting drivers. It may offer a 10-minute oil change for $20, but upsell you with stuff you don't need. CBC program Marketplace nailed those skeezebags putting in oil and other fluids that could wreck your car, or not doing the job you paid them to do. Beware.
Want to wreck your new car? Take it to Economy Lube.
My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
My brother is so dumb that he drove his truck to Economy Lube for an oil change. The grease monkeys who obviously got kicked out of a sketchy trade school put in the wrong fluids - and, now, my brother has to pay $4,000 for a new engine. Moron!
by The Real Canadian August 17, 2015
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