Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Carolina Panthers
A team that needs to wake up and fight, since all that installing a revolving door at quarterback or any other position will do do is weaken the team. There are people with unrealistic expectations for the team,but instead of being distracted by that, they have to focus on keeping their fight going, otherwise they're going to end up 5-11, 4-12, and allow the same people that have unrealistic expectations of them to laugh at them when those expectations are not met. These are also the same people that try to humiliate them every single game by throwing it in the opposing teams favor.
The season isn't over for the Carolina Panthers, but as long as they see a weakness in not having their starting running back and a few defensive players that usually are dependable, what do they expect their opponent to see besides that?
Carolina Panthers by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Life
Life isn't just good, fair weather things if viewed in a realistic manner, and neither is love. Fake people try to keep everything fair weather, (falsely) optimistic, and positive when they're the real cynics.
Life by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Narcissist
Someone that says love people not places or things when they really mean love them, not people (though she wasn't going to tell anyone that was what she really meant, what kind of sister/wife/coworker/cousin would she be letting people see right through her).
The narcissist wanted people to love her, not each other, but pretended to be everyobe's friend on everyone's side to play them all against each other and keep herself loved and in people's good graces.
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Testicular resignation
Another way to say you assume that somebody gave up or got back down on their knees to stay there forever.
The bubbly, mouthy girl thought the guy had testicular resignation or that he got castrated by her when really he was still going and still fighting her, and he wasn't going to stop.
Testicular resignation by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
WNFL
Jackie the Ruthless Assassin Tatum, a WNFL safety, paralyzed Daryl Hannamontana, a WNFL wide receiver with a brutal hit in the backfield during a preseason game. She thought she had just knocked the wind out of her until she didn't get up.
WNFL by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Scam artistry
People thought the Prepare for Martial Law/Plant your seeds for a Nuclear Holocaust/Hide Your Guns/Doomsday Preparation reading and video material was satire by the people selling it until they realized how serious these folks looked and sounded about their little moneymaking scam. It wasn't as profitable as Carvana or Uber, but it was in the same league of scam artistry.
Scam artistry by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
O'Doul's Party
Cocky dude at O'Doul's Party- I felt tougher when I had my beer muscles, this sucks.
Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?
Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.
Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?
Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.
O'Doul's Party by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021