Definitions by The Original Agahnim
agitator
Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.
What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.
agitator by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021
She
In past generations, people had to have enough nerve to have a real name to go with a real face, that way people could question whether their image added up with reality or not, to make sure people were who they said they were or what they claimed to be. She is not a name or a real person, which makes her fake.
She by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Carolina Panthers
A team that needs to wake up and fight, since all that installing a revolving door at quarterback or any other position will do do is weaken the team. There are people with unrealistic expectations for the team,but instead of being distracted by that, they have to focus on keeping their fight going, otherwise they're going to end up 5-11, 4-12, and allow the same people that have unrealistic expectations of them to laugh at them when those expectations are not met. These are also the same people that try to humiliate them every single game by throwing it in the opposing teams favor.
The season isn't over for the Carolina Panthers, but as long as they see a weakness in not having their starting running back and a few defensive players that usually are dependable, what do they expect their opponent to see besides that?
Carolina Panthers by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Life
Life isn't just good, fair weather things if viewed in a realistic manner, and neither is love. Fake people try to keep everything fair weather, (falsely) optimistic, and positive when they're the real cynics.
Life by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Narcissist
Someone that says love people not places or things when they really mean love them, not people (though she wasn't going to tell anyone that was what she really meant, what kind of sister/wife/coworker/cousin would she be letting people see right through her).
The narcissist wanted people to love her, not each other, but pretended to be everyobe's friend on everyone's side to play them all against each other and keep herself loved and in people's good graces.
Narcissist by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Testicular resignation
Another way to say you assume that somebody gave up or got back down on their knees to stay there forever.
The bubbly, mouthy girl thought the guy had testicular resignation or that he got castrated by her when really he was still going and still fighting her, and he wasn't going to stop.
Testicular resignation by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
WNFL
Jackie the Ruthless Assassin Tatum, a WNFL safety, paralyzed Daryl Hannamontana, a WNFL wide receiver with a brutal hit in the backfield during a preseason game. She thought she had just knocked the wind out of her until she didn't get up.
WNFL by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021