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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Men's track team

Having young and (Olympics) inexperienced teams hasn't stopped the women's track, the swimmers, gymnasts, or the numerous other sports, so why should the Men's track team let it stop them from reaching their dream? They don't owe it to anybody else, but as hard as they worked, they might as well take a gold home before they leave Tokyo, not that they have to. If there's a job you really want to get done, you feel better if you get it done than waiting for it to happen in a few years. If you tell yourself you'll be ready in a few years, you most likely will, but you will also not be ready for something great that could happen to you now.
The Men's track team might wake up before the Olympics is over, but only they will determine that.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
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Temper tantrum policing

First her mother heard the hitting, then the crying, then the screaming to her mother for help and running to her, then telling their father to kick his ass for that.
The girl thought the world should be one giant intervention stage for temper tantrum policing, just like at home when she was a kid, even if it meant the police shooting some mentally ill guy, as long as she felt safe, nobody else mattered but her, just like her mother taught her.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Females

People that have the police, courts, hospitals, and military/industrial complex, and grief/tragedy/sympathy industry at their disposal really.
Females aren't marginalized by the system, it's males that are fucked.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Find out what?

Another way of saying I might just be as feisty as you, who knows?
Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you.
by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021
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tattoos

Something even dorks get these days. They no longer indicate a badass individual, because they've been copied and replicated by so many people that nowadays instead of a few people having a tattoo, there's just a few people left that don't.
That cocky, plain 98 pound dork had tattoos all over her body and thought she could kick anyone's ass just like several million other people think these days. It's kind of like the trend where everyone thinks they are an ultimate fighter, a reality TV/game show badass, Bruce Lee reincarnated, or any variation of many different things people see on TV or youtube. What tattoos have become is not what tattoos were originally meant to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Safe

Anything that is safe isn't something the media has to convince you is safe. People have good enough sense and intuition to know what is safe and what is not. If a doctor tells you jumping off a bridge is safe, do you listen to a doctor because the doctor is qualified, or do you make sure you don't try it without a bungee cord if it's above a certain height , especially if it's not a bridge over water?
People know what is safe and what is not, they also know anybody trying desperately to convince them something is safe is a questionable source, even if it's the media.
by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021
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Reborn

A female that always acts tough or badass to compensate for what she was like as a kid. If her self esteem gets low enough, she starts trying to pick on people she thinks are weaker than her, mostly males that have human insecurities about height or their bodies, (being qualified for) fatherhood, relationships, jobs, titles, recognition, and so on or other things related to being male and feeling like you're never good enough for a female, or that females are somehow more righteous or morally qualified at life than males.
The girl trying to put that guy down about his dick size must have been reborn as a badass in her teens, because though she was always cocky as a kid, she certainly was never a badass even if she thought she was.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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