Secret

If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.
by The Original Agahnim June 07, 2021
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Celibate

Someone that has no role whatsoever in a bedroom.
That guy you know everything about has lived most of his life almost like a monk, a celibate life mostly.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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Truck drivers

The new excuse for prices of everything going up, though prices of things not delivered by trucks, such as rent or TV streaming/cable is also going up a faster rate in the last year or so than it had the years before, when things had been somewhat steady.
The people making a fortune off the pandemic aren't limited to price gouging items on the internet websites or in stores, they also raise prices for the same TV service for example, and would still cut a few channels from the list of channels you had so that you don't really have any realistic options besides terminating service or paying more. Saying there are a shortage of truck drivers (a problem created by the same people making money off masks/vaccines/medical supplies and restrictions/rules/laws/mandates/guidelines they created) is just another excuse for them to take more money than they already are from people, and give nothing back to them.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
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poseur

Someone that sees glory and dollar signs in someone else's life and wants it for themself.
Your father was never a hard ass with you, he was always protective and civil with you because you were soft and nerdy as a kid, quit being a poseur to try and gain fame/riches/respect/power from it.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
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escape

When a visiting team wins a game, they escape. Whether a home team wins or loses, they don't need to go anywhere, they're home already.
Escape is something you do when you're somewhere you shouldn't have been in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022
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reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.
As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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