Evil people don't turn evil, they just wear a good humanitarian facade (though not every humanitarian is superficial or evil, it's just a good place to hide in plain sight for those that are, among people the word thinks of as wonderful) in public, they try and light up the world with talk and preaching about equality, desegregation, justice, and things that sound good to a broad audience rather than a narrow, exclusive one (Hitler did the same thing by talking about peace and prosperity), but their true nature isn't as broadly known, as only a few people know about isolated incidents from the past that they found disturbing about the evil person (almost invisible from the outside observer).
He/she had always been evil and sleazy, even as a kid, but most of his/her audience didn't actually know much about his/her life or past beyond the public facade, the face the community at large saw most of the time, the one they thought was the real version of them.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Something bigger than me or you.
The dork thought she owned the company because her mother worked there. Kind of like the way Percy thinks he owns the prison because his daddy is the warden.
by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021

They would cry when they saw the white guy because they knew that he was going to give them the blues again.
There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.
There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.
Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.
by The Original Agahnim December 06, 2021

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

You watch the quiet one reading the newspaper, I'll watch the noisy one with the gun saying he's/she's going to shoot the one that isn't scared of him/her (though people don't often warn you with words). The scared one is the one that will shoot.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

When somebody says something is chess not checkers, they're implying that it is somehow more serious, or to be taken more seriously than checkers if it's chess, even though they are both games. Not everything in life is a board game, so the worst kind of game is one that seems designed to be taken seriously when games are the opposite of serious.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
