Fake

Don't get scared of anything, don't feel hurt by anything anybody does is another thing that makes some people feel tough/strong/adult, even if it isn't really natural to try and repress every feeling.

It's fake to claim you've never been scared of anything or hurt by anything.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

two hundred percent

Sounds like something that would make a guy's head explode if he tried to do it long enough.

The athlete was always at two hundred percent, and thought he would never in twenty years or so, rowdy down. One day the people that always knew he was a lame would find out how he really was when nobody was looking.

by The Original Agahnim November 06, 2021

Pig sty

The pig rustlers might steal your pigs right out of your fucking pig pen if you left it open overnight.

A pig sty this nice you should keep locked.

by The Original Agahnim February 01, 2022

Cam Newton

A guy that plays better when people don't hate him, because he's human like them.

Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Government agent

The poseur's poseur, the enemy people want to stick it to.

Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.

Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Drama driven machine

Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.

The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.

by The Original Agahnim June 02, 2021

Knuckles

Another nickname some people have that they don't like.

The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for somebody else to ask whether it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021