The Original Agahnim's definitions

Curveball

Something that makes things multiple times more difficult than it would otherwise be, such as a female gang member being the one to pull a switchblade knife on somebody, because then you're trying to disarm her without causing any real major injury, but there's nothing you're not allowed to do to a guy including take a life, as long as you're ready to lose your own in the process.

Females get to throw guys curveballs that not all sexes get to throw (kind of like they are above human), and nobody is really allowed to question or even talk about it being unfair or a double standard, but everyone is expected to still treat all sexes as human (with nobody above human).

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

Malibu's Most Wanted

A rare example of satire from Generation X, as old as some people might think the movie is now.

Malibu's Most Wanted was one of the few movies that dared to look at things differently than Eminem or Vanilla Ice without being arrogant about it.

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

Media

An outlet that has allowed one side of many to have a voice throughout the pandemic.

You hear from kids concerned about kids that don't wear masks to school, r workers concerned about coworkers that haven't been vaccinated, or workers excited to get in line for a vaccine on the media/news, but you never here from anybody that disagrees, anybody concerned about all the people wearing masks to school or work, forfeiting their rights to goas they please to schoolbor work without a fight. You never hear from people that don't trust the vaccines or the people that make them, or order people to get them. Then there are a lot more sides to it than that you hear nothing about watching the news, because the news is dull, they're just telling people what they want them to hear.

by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021

Pushy

Someone that keeps trying bring back legislation that got rejected before because they can't take no as the answer.

The girl was pushy about making laws to govern a city she wasn't even from like she owned the place.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021

Basketball

A sport you don't see guys getting knocked out in, no matter what a sports writer tries to tell you happened in the game. Another thing you don't see is a ref counting down until the guy has to leave the game if he can't get up at the end of the countdown, even if that would be a more interesting basketball game.

The other guy kept throwing the basketball at Joel Embiid's head, he was relentless, and down went Joel Embiid. He could not get up and walk away from this one, he was knocked out, the ref got no response during the countdown, just a lot of twitching.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

Motivated

A bit suspicious.

The serial killer was a motivated girl, one that wanted everyone else to be as motivated as her.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

Poseur

Someone that wants to look and sound the part without really being it.

The girl got a beanie with a crocheted visor to prove she didn't wear a beret and wasn't a snob, not because she actually delivered newspapers, magazines, phone books, or any other periodicals for work as a young boy/girl, a teenager, or even a 20 something, because she was a desperate poseur. She had actually always had more money than the people she was trying to make fun of, but wanted to look tougher because she thought she really was tougher.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021