A Cinco de mayo

An upstate New York term used mainly by Hispanic thug boys or frats to describe a female as being mid or just average quality in looks.

Male 1: Ayo Pablo you see that shorty over there?

Make 2: Yeah homie she a cinco de mayo if I ever saw one

Male 1: you right homes she a middie

by The New York hillbilly February 02, 2023

Sullivan county (NY)

Sullivan county is a rural melting pot of white rednecks, Hispanic immigrants, urban African Americans, and HASIDIM, especially during the summer time. This shitbag of a county is known for the grossingers building which was once a world famous hotel and resort. But is now just a massive heap of scrap wood and broken windows plastered with graffiti and other forms of vandalism. And is also a popular spot to loiter and sell illicit drugs. The county has one of the worst std and drug abuse rates in the entire state Even worse than the entire city combined. Everyone here is an asshole alcoholic with 5 kids and two different baby mamas minimum. The women are all mid or just flat out gross looking. And still think they’re supermodels or something. The public schools stink, and there is not a heck of a lot to do besides hiking, drinking booze, getting high, or wasting all your money. It’s also WHERE I LIVE!!!

Sullivan county (NY)is a junkheap, an overpriced, overcrowded one.

by The New York hillbilly May 21, 2023

Country whore

From the Rockies in Northern California all the way to the upper Appalachian Mountains on the east coast, you can find them. They’re usually white or fair in skin color, skinny and usually moderately or only fairly attractive. They like to take their summer break off of school as an opportunity to rack up their absurdity high body counts to the point where their stomach ends up in their head drinking “twisties” and smoking 4 dollar a gram hash out of a half empty water bottle. These chicks are most of the time clinically insane or just bipolar. You usually run into these type of girls either in the country or in New York City during July.

Hey look man it’s a bunch of country whores

Jesus Christ they’re always in packs

by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023

Curly haired blonde

A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.

Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes

I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there

Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.

by The New York hillbilly February 02, 2023

Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth

Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous

by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023

Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.

I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.

by The New York hillbilly February 02, 2023

Tri valley

Tri valley is one of if not the worst run school in nys. The staff are as practically stupid as the kids who receive little to no real education. The administrators are crooked and take bribes from students and parents who are more on the wealthy side or have family who are active law enforcement. The school is rampant with drug trafficking and illegal activities. There is practically a fight or some sort of violence everyday on campus. Racism and sexism are very much prevalent among the entire community. Bullying, harassment and sexual abuse make the school borderline dangerous and unacceptable. The students are far from welcoming or nice. The girls are practically all run arounds. mental health and social support is a joke in this school. No one cares. The school is run like shit and and despite people saying it’s improving it is not in the slightest. This school gets a fat F

Tri valley sux

by The New York hillbilly March 22, 2023