Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!
When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.
When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.
To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!
To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet August 30, 2006
When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.
Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.
Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!
by The Moody Poet December 26, 2006
A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.
A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.
See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.
See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.
Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"
"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"
"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"
"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"
by The Moody Poet August 23, 2006
Osama bin Laden is an Islamic Fundamentalist and a Militant Islamist that was born Usâmah bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Lâdin on March 10 1957 to a wealthy family in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Riyadh is the capital of Saudi Arabia and in Arabic it means, place of gardens and trees.
Osama is wanted by the FBI with involvement in terrorism and bombings all over the world. Osama is on the Most Wanted Top 10 Fugitive List for:
==(1998)== U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, Nairobi and Kenya. 257 people were killed and over 4,000 people injured.
==(2000)== USS Cole Ship suicide bombing where 17 sailors were killed and 39 others were injured.
==(2001)== 9/11 attacks on the U.S killing 2,986 people.
4. (2002) Bali nightclub bombings killing 202 people and injuring 209 other people.
5. (2004) Madrid Bombings killed 191 people and wounded over 1700 other people.
6. (2005) 3 Hotels frequented by westerners bombed killing 60 people and injuring 115 others.
The list goes on and on...
Osama's father married 22 times and is estimated to have around 55 children with Osama being born the 17th child. Osama's father ironically died in a plane crash in 1967, and control then passed to Osama's half brother Salem who married an English art student, Caroline Carey.
Osama's families have disowned Osama officially in 1994 under pressure from the Saudi government. Although it has been said that Osama has contacted some of his family who have also been caught out funneling money to al-Qaeda terrorist organizations.
Osama spoke out at the Saudi government who then stripped Osama of his Saudi citizenship. However part of his family still supports Osama and their wealth is immense in funding his operations. Osama's first wife, Najwa Ghanem is Osama's first cousin and his mother's niece. Osama has many children to different wives who are all wealthy and supportive.
Osama is the founder of al-Qaeda a terrorists group that splinters all over the world with a basis of causing mass destruction and death to westerners or anyone that is not Muslim.
Osama is seen as a hero in the Muslim and Islamic world for standing up to America, United Kingdom and other supporters. Osama wants the world to fall under one system based under the Qur'an. Where political, legal, economic and social values are all based off the plagiarised writings of The Prophet Muhammad. See Mecca-Cola for more Islamic thieving!
Osama believes that all Christian Churches, Jewish Temples must all be bombed and desecrated. Osama believes that everyone must convert to Muslim or die.
Osama believes it's his divine calling to destroy anything from the west, including buildings and people. See Anti-Christ or mark of the beast.
Maybe next time when Osama or Muslim's get the urge to cause destruction amongst the west it would be a good idea to return the favor and blow up the Dome of the Rock and see how Muslims like it? See Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement and support tearing down their evil that is plaguing our world. See refugees.
Riyadh is the capital of Saudi Arabia and in Arabic it means, place of gardens and trees.
Osama is wanted by the FBI with involvement in terrorism and bombings all over the world. Osama is on the Most Wanted Top 10 Fugitive List for:
==(1998)== U.S. embassy bombings in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, Nairobi and Kenya. 257 people were killed and over 4,000 people injured.
==(2000)== USS Cole Ship suicide bombing where 17 sailors were killed and 39 others were injured.
==(2001)== 9/11 attacks on the U.S killing 2,986 people.
4. (2002) Bali nightclub bombings killing 202 people and injuring 209 other people.
5. (2004) Madrid Bombings killed 191 people and wounded over 1700 other people.
6. (2005) 3 Hotels frequented by westerners bombed killing 60 people and injuring 115 others.
The list goes on and on...
Osama's father married 22 times and is estimated to have around 55 children with Osama being born the 17th child. Osama's father ironically died in a plane crash in 1967, and control then passed to Osama's half brother Salem who married an English art student, Caroline Carey.
Osama's families have disowned Osama officially in 1994 under pressure from the Saudi government. Although it has been said that Osama has contacted some of his family who have also been caught out funneling money to al-Qaeda terrorist organizations.
Osama spoke out at the Saudi government who then stripped Osama of his Saudi citizenship. However part of his family still supports Osama and their wealth is immense in funding his operations. Osama's first wife, Najwa Ghanem is Osama's first cousin and his mother's niece. Osama has many children to different wives who are all wealthy and supportive.
Osama is the founder of al-Qaeda a terrorists group that splinters all over the world with a basis of causing mass destruction and death to westerners or anyone that is not Muslim.
Osama is seen as a hero in the Muslim and Islamic world for standing up to America, United Kingdom and other supporters. Osama wants the world to fall under one system based under the Qur'an. Where political, legal, economic and social values are all based off the plagiarised writings of The Prophet Muhammad. See Mecca-Cola for more Islamic thieving!
Osama believes that all Christian Churches, Jewish Temples must all be bombed and desecrated. Osama believes that everyone must convert to Muslim or die.
Osama believes it's his divine calling to destroy anything from the west, including buildings and people. See Anti-Christ or mark of the beast.
Maybe next time when Osama or Muslim's get the urge to cause destruction amongst the west it would be a good idea to return the favor and blow up the Dome of the Rock and see how Muslims like it? See Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement and support tearing down their evil that is plaguing our world. See refugees.
"Let's all help the Temple Mount and Eretz Yisrael Faithful Movement return the 9/11 favor!"
"It's time to stand up and give those murdering Islamic incestuous bastards, Osama bin Laden, a taste of their own medicine!"
Stop immigration of the mud nations and help the Temple Mount Faithful Movement dig those satanic dogs into the ground!"
"It's time to stand up and give those murdering Islamic incestuous bastards, Osama bin Laden, a taste of their own medicine!"
Stop immigration of the mud nations and help the Temple Mount Faithful Movement dig those satanic dogs into the ground!"
by The Moody Poet September 08, 2006
A sicko that likes to have sex with children.
A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.
The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.
"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"
"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"
"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"
by The Moody Poet January 05, 2008
by The Moody Poet January 02, 2007
A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!
"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"
"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"
"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"
"Last night I was cum-fucked!"
"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"
"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"
"Last night I was cum-fucked!"
by The Moody Poet August 02, 2006