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English translation: tits of the dead

Meaning: Tits that looks like they have long since died. Empty flaps of skin devoid of life and fleshiness.
I used to date this girl, magnificent arse and abs but boy did she have guavas de los muertos

Whats that you say Holmes? Tits of the dead
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
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Dirty Rittom:
The act of popping out the victims eyeball with a screwdriver and then penetrating the fleshy void with your custard sword.
“Daddy look at that poor lady with one eye what do you think happened?” “Looks to me like she received a dirty Rittom”
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
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One look at these knockers and you will turn to stone

Much like the mythical gorgan medusa who was so hideous to look at that they turned men to stone

These norks will turn any living creature to stone if they catch sight of them

One once lived to tell the tale as viewed them via the back of his shield. The viewer slowly went mad crying herself to sleep due to what she had seen

Deflated wrinkled balloons they were with a veiny thick long nipple right at the bottom
Have I told you the tale of the gorgans globes ?
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
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Tits that have no side profile because they are so flat and empty. From the front profile they look normal. A slight breeze would cause them to flap about
Its windy today love you might want to strap down those doilies
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
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Paleoosteophile: a person sexually aroused by fossilised bones of extinct animals. The fossils are used in sexual activity such as inserting into the rectum for sexual stimulus or having sex with any appropriately sized holes in the fossil.
He was caught red handed, there was no denying that he was a Paleoosteophile
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
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