100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh
English translation: tits of the dead
Meaning: Tits that looks like they have long since died. Empty flaps of skin devoid of life and fleshiness.
Meaning: Tits that looks like they have long since died. Empty flaps of skin devoid of life and fleshiness.
I used to date this girl, magnificent arse and abs but boy did she have guavas de los muertos
Whats that you say Holmes? Tits of the dead
Whats that you say Holmes? Tits of the dead
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
Dirty Rittom:
The act of popping out the victims eyeball with a screwdriver and then penetrating the fleshy void with your custard sword.
The act of popping out the victims eyeball with a screwdriver and then penetrating the fleshy void with your custard sword.
“Daddy look at that poor lady with one eye what do you think happened?” “Looks to me like she received a dirty Rittom”
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
One look at these knockers and you will turn to stone
Much like the mythical gorgan medusa who was so hideous to look at that they turned men to stone
These norks will turn any living creature to stone if they catch sight of them
One once lived to tell the tale as viewed them via the back of his shield. The viewer slowly went mad crying herself to sleep due to what she had seen
Deflated wrinkled balloons they were with a veiny thick long nipple right at the bottom
Much like the mythical gorgan medusa who was so hideous to look at that they turned men to stone
These norks will turn any living creature to stone if they catch sight of them
One once lived to tell the tale as viewed them via the back of his shield. The viewer slowly went mad crying herself to sleep due to what she had seen
Deflated wrinkled balloons they were with a veiny thick long nipple right at the bottom
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 20, 2020
Tits that have no side profile because they are so flat and empty. From the front profile they look normal. A slight breeze would cause them to flap about
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020
Paleoosteophile: a person sexually aroused by fossilised bones of extinct animals. The fossils are used in sexual activity such as inserting into the rectum for sexual stimulus or having sex with any appropriately sized holes in the fossil.
He was caught red handed, there was no denying that he was a Paleoosteophile
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020