dusts my doilies

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That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

dusts my doilies by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

Words you can keep

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

ass doilies by Telephony July 22, 2019

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

chorttley-waffle-doilies by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Cum shelf doilie

The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.

He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.

Cum shelf doilie by OldWordsMan May 12, 2015

fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.

"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"

fetus doilie by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010

rubber dollies

Slang word used to describe shoes in Cork City, Ireland

“My mam won’t let me go out wearing my rubber dollies, she says they’ll be destroyed by the time my confirmation comes around”

rubber dollies by ziggysonmars June 22, 2021

Doolies

The Name Doolie is derived from a chick that easily gets on her knees it was invented by a local Northern Jersey celeb.

It has know become the name of the greatest high arch softball team in the history of the Ramsey High Arch Softball League. The Doolies are comprimised of 21 year olds residing from the Northern New Jersey area (especially Wyckoff, Indian Hills, Franklin Lakes and Fair Lawn). The Doolies are most well known for the atmosphere they bring to the most famous of Northern New Jersey softball leagues. They are in their 3rd season of play and will be dominating the league in no time.

WOW, did you see the lips on that Doolie?
Yeah, I'm sure that doolie would go down real easy.

Hey, did you happen to catch the score of the Doolie/Firehouse game?
Yea it was 35-5 DOOLIES of course

Doolies by The Doolie June 11, 2006

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026