Doilies

Tits that have no side profile because they are so flat and empty. From the front profile they look normal. A slight breeze would cause them to flap about

Its windy today love you might want to strap down those doilies

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020

doily

adverb. Describes a foppish man's walk.

"He walked doily down the street."

by Braum Fliscas February 20, 2005

Doily

A piece of poop characterize by its extended length and coiled appearance

Damn, the doily I just dropped filled the whole toilet!

by Rlesser22 May 12, 2019

doily

Derogatory term for a person of the faith of judaism; a Jew. Refers to a yarmulke, the skullcap worn by Orthodox Jews.

"that doily tried to get out of paying his bill." or "you see that doily? must be going home from temple"

by no one... August 5, 2003

Doily Dyke

Feminine lesbian. A girly girl who's into girls. Otherwise known as a "lipstick lesbian."

On the L-Word you can learn a lot about types of lesbians: Doily Dykes, Butchie Maries, and much, much more.

by TeachNLearn June 26, 2007

texas doily

when you take a shit and don't wipe your ass and sit on the armrest of someones couch or chair.

Dude, when i was at Anthony's house earlier i gave his couch a texas doily.

by aston bedsniffer January 8, 2008

Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

by Damandan October 29, 2010