Definitions by The Man who Knew Too Much

Cooraneria 

It's a type of deviant behavior associated with coons, such as criming, theft, vandalism, and pure chaos. These behaviors are common at school grounds, malls, and any place where many of them congregate. You will never see this behavior around an employment office.

I went to the mall to buy clothes for my teenage daughter, she was shocked at the types of cooraneria at the mall. On our way home, I said about those hip hop visionaries.

Cooraneria by The Man who Knew Too Much December 25, 2024

carrabas carajo! 

It’s when a Spanish family visits a carrabas restaurant and the food is late and they scream: carrabas carajo!

I went to carrabas and the waitress was fat and no flashing enough boobs so I screamed! Carrabas Carajo! And then I proceeded to tip a midget.

carrabas carajo! by The Man who Knew Too Much October 21, 2023

hip hop ai

It’s a term that has not been used in any form of literature yet, but will soon be used by the libs at the NY TIMES. This term will be he used to explain some quantum leap in African American learning and billions of dollars will be invested and it’s all a completely made up concept.

I said I was a hip hop intellectual but some liberal one up me by saying hip hop Ai. A white girl immediately offered to bang him.

hip hop ai by The Man who Knew Too Much September 26, 2023

Kenyan from the West 

AKA Kanye West is a self-centered narcissistic,mentally unstable, uninspiring and talentless rapper followed by fans with an IQ close to that of a dead horse or the a level of anger in their blood not seen since Hitler. The Kenyan from the West has an obvious mental disorder and one time he was trapped by a fat attention seeking black man-loving celebrity slut called Kim Koondashian. No one knows what the Kenyan from the West is thinking, but he always looks pissed.

Dumb Person 1:(Lost in Kenya) Hey man how do I get back home to America?

Dumb person 2: I don't know, ask the Kenyan from the West for directions. Watch out! He will scream at you and to get attention--self serving prick---instead he will get the attention of the lions!

Kenyan from the West by The Man who Knew Too Much June 13, 2013

SWAG 

A useless word used by dumb members of the cultural cancer that is the hip hop community. Blacks in general love to use this word. Being recognized by this word is one of the " few accomplishments" of African Americans, right after pants on the ground. If Darwin was alive today he would say, "look at them Galapagos Niggas with their pathetic and inferior culture. Ha! the missing link between apes and apes."

Tyrone: Look at them white girls with their sexy swag!
Me: STUF, Tyrone. Get ready for your parole officer interview tomorrow. Leave those white girls alone. No one wants you. You smell, you're aggressive, you're broke and you talk like a retard.

SWAG by The Man who Knew Too Much December 11, 2012

Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

Keepin Up with the Koondashians by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011

The Fat and the Furious 

A movie featuring a fat Latin girl(as most ghetto Latin girls) and a furious black girl( as most angry black women on the train in NYC). This movie has not been release yet, but if I become rich one day I will finance the production of this movie and invite a bunch of New York Times liberals to watch.

Tyrese: I went to Cocoa Club last night and most of the girls were Latin and Black.

Tyrone: Oh, you mean The Fat and the Furious. Typical of them.

The Fat and the Furious by The Man who Knew Too Much September 25, 2011