The Man's definitions

swamp donkey

the product of two ugly ass people having a child

damn jeremy and heathers baby looks like a swamp donkey.

by the man June 19, 2005

blunt wednesday

The act of smoking blunts all day on every wednesday of the week. When one participates in blunt wednesday, they smoke literally all day. Waking and baking, then smoking all day whenever he/she deems necessary. Smoking before one goes to bed is a must. BUt what makes blunt wednesday unique is that you must stay high ALL DAY. No sobriety can be felt.

Yo, it's blunt wednesday!

by the man May 13, 2005

bued

intoxicated. Very, very intoxicated.

Damn, Fogger's too bued to ride.

by The man May 13, 2005

alakawaka

when you jack off so hard your penis goes numb.

i alakawakaed so hard i thought my dick fell off.

by the man May 13, 2005

fcuk

THE clothes that just scream chachi.

Yo that fcuk makes that guy look so gay.

by The Man April 22, 2005

Napa

The most stupid, unchill town in California. The think they're the shit, and in reality they're just a bunch of napkins. They hate the towns that surround them, cause they know that they all could beat their asses. To everyone who happens to live there.....i'm sorry.

"We didnt light that shit on fire, what are you talking about!"

by the man April 13, 2005

Koji

Verb (most commonly), Noun, Adjective. It basically means horrible horrible luck and anything generally associated with it. Named for Koji for the digitalmzx.net forums who seems to have such a horrible run of bad luck that he must've broken a funhouse, not just a mirror.

v: "Yeah, I got zapped by lightning walking home from school on a clear day" "Wow, you got kojied."

n: "A shovel fell out of a plane onto my head" "Thats koji for you."

a: "I got trampeled by a rampaging herd of Indian elephants while walking 10 miles from the zoo." "Sounds like a koji day."

by The Man April 5, 2005