A person who must give you the smallest, waste-of-time, and meaningless task at work in order to show others( upper management) their "usefulness" on a daily basis(which mainly consists of hearing their own voice). This "task" takes no breaks, and therefore sometimes you are "asked" to do things on your break, lunch, and if they could get away with it, your day off.
Co-worker #1: "What the fuck are you doing back, didn't you go out to lunch today?"
Co-worker #2: "Yeah, but fuck me, I came back early and I got 'asked' by the Nickel-Dimer to follow up on an inquiry."
Co-worker #1: "Really? Haven't you learned to take really long lunches? You both are assholes!"
Co-worker #2: "Yeah, but fuck me, I came back early and I got 'asked' by the Nickel-Dimer to follow up on an inquiry."
Co-worker #1: "Really? Haven't you learned to take really long lunches? You both are assholes!"
by The MI Shocker December 10, 2013
1) To analyze and think way to much about what others are doing and thinking.
2) To possess the skill to look like you are busy when in all reality nothing really is getting done.
3) To constantly think that others are always mad or upset with you in some way.
2) To possess the skill to look like you are busy when in all reality nothing really is getting done.
3) To constantly think that others are always mad or upset with you in some way.
by The MI Shocker December 03, 2013
(1)A term told to some semi-conscious asshole, usually at work, when all they do is bitch, moan and complain about their job.
(2) A suggestion to someone who cannot seem for the life of them to get over a significant other.
(2) A suggestion to someone who cannot seem for the life of them to get over a significant other.
Cheese Dick: "I can't believe they are making me unload the truck again. Don't they know my shoulder hurts? All they do here is take advantage of my good nature."
Co-Worker: "First of all you are an asshole. Seriously,move the fuck on because they don't give a shit about you and especially not your hurt shoulder, you useless Turd.
Cheese Dick: "I can't believe she's dating that guy. What does she see in him?"
Co-Worker: "Move the fuck on moron. The point is, is that she doesn't have to see you when she's screwing her way through your list of friends.
Co-Worker: "First of all you are an asshole. Seriously,move the fuck on because they don't give a shit about you and especially not your hurt shoulder, you useless Turd.
Cheese Dick: "I can't believe she's dating that guy. What does she see in him?"
Co-Worker: "Move the fuck on moron. The point is, is that she doesn't have to see you when she's screwing her way through your list of friends.
by The MI Shocker March 01, 2014
The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"
"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."
by The MI Shocker December 03, 2013
1) After sex, it is the waiting time(medically known as the refractory period) until the guy is ready to "practice his craft all over again." In most cases both parties are still slippery and sticky from the first time, so he just slides it in and repeats the process. Best outcome is that the dude knows what he's doing and the woman doesn't get to annoyed.
2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
1) Girl: What are you doing back there?
Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"
2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"
Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."
Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"
2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"
Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."
Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
by The MI Shocker December 04, 2013
A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.
Dude #1: "Who the fuck is that guy? And what the fuck is wrong with him?"
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."
by The MI Shocker December 16, 2013
An expression often used as an after-the-fact gesture. Made plainly as to denote a sense of good nature and understanding with one another. Also it is often used in place of "I'm okay".
Customer: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you liked Duck Dynasty because of the long beard that you have. My mistake."
D.H. "You're good!"
D.H. "You're good!"
by The MI Shocker December 03, 2013