Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.
Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!
Get the Flower Cat mug.

Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!
Get the Jar Jar Binks mug.

Boomer

The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN
Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN
Get the Boomer mug.

Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.
Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur
Get the Dollop Head mug.

Y'all

contraction of you all. The only thing my social studies teacher ever says.
My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!
Get the Y'all mug.

Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*
Get the Americans mug.

Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.
I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.
Get the Lady mug.