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The Intimidating British Guy's definitions

Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.
Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!
mugGet the Slow Clapmug.

Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.
I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.
mugGet the Ladymug.

Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.
Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!
mugGet the Flower Catmug.

Boomer

The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN
Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN
mugGet the Boomermug.

Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*
mugGet the Americansmug.

Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.
Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur
mugGet the Dollop Headmug.

Y'all

My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!
mugGet the Y'allmug.

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