Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.

Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Tik Tok

If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok

tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 17, 2021

Dollop Head

What you say when you can't think of a good insult and don't want to lose an argument with Prince Arthur.

Prince Arthur: describe dollop head
Merlin: In two words?
Prince Arthur: yeah
Merlin: Prince Arthur

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Y'all

contraction of you all. The only thing my social studies teacher ever says.

My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!

by The Intimidating British Guy June 06, 2021

Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.

Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021