The Intimidating British Guy's definitions

Tik Tok

If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok

tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 17, 2021

hell

1: the place you can go if you want to visit Hitler, Stalin, or Trump.
2: the holiday resort for Trump supporters.
3: the place you can go if you are not atheist (because it doesn't exist, not because God likes atheists. (not that God exists.)
4: Earth.

Satan: do you support trump?
Trump supporter: yes
Satan: hell's right this way
Trump supporter: what do you mean?
Satan: you're going to hell
Trump supporter: Finally! What took you so long!

by The Intimidating British Guy July 22, 2021

Christmas

The season when you're forced to be happy. If your not, a fat communist comes and beats you up. He enslaves little people who make stuff and fuel consumerism. The fat man in red breaks into your house and delivers gifts which your parents pay for. None of the gifts are free and the 'santa' man is secretly a trillionaire who sells people stuff. Santa is communist but he has his factory in china where he makes the cheap plastic toys.

Society: Santa Claus is coming to town
Me: Christmas already!? It's the jolly fat man! Run for your lives!

by The Intimidating British Guy August 12, 2021

Y'all

contraction of you all. The only thing my social studies teacher ever says.

My social studies teacher: y'all y'all yyyyyyy'all y-y-y-y-y'all
Me being the British guy: what the fuck are you talking about!

by The Intimidating British Guy June 6, 2021

Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.

I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021

Boomer

The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN

Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN

by The Intimidating British Guy May 19, 2021

Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.

Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021