Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.
Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!
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Lady

What you call a Karen when you're having a bad day.
I'm sorry, lady, but you're going to have to wait in line like everybody else.
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Boomer

The creepy old guy who watches you through the curtains. His catchphrase is GET OF MY LAWN
Me: do you think he's a boomer
Boomer *yelling*: GET OF MY LAWN
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hell

1: the place you can go if you want to visit Hitler, Stalin, or Trump.
2: the holiday resort for Trump supporters.
3: the place you can go if you are not atheist (because it doesn't exist, not because God likes atheists. (not that God exists.)
4: Earth.
Satan: do you support trump?
Trump supporter: yes
Satan: hell's right this way
Trump supporter: what do you mean?
Satan: you're going to hell
Trump supporter: Finally! What took you so long!
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Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.
Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!
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Tik Tok

If youtube was murdered in a dark alley and came back as a zombie, that is tik tok
tik tok: *exists*
youtube: AM I A JOKE TO YOU!
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Jar Jar Binks

The reason George Lucas had to stop making Star Wars movies.
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa...
Society: Disney! Get over here!
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