near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 03, 2002

BYOC

Acronym: Bring Your Own Crap. Similar to BYOB or BYOM.

It's a BYOC party.

by The Grammar Nazi June 06, 2001

multislack

To slack off with many people at the same time.

I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 09, 2001

WPP

Well-Produced Production.

Antonym of PPP.

Did you see that MTV commercial? It was a WPP.

by The Grammar Nazi December 09, 2001

pillow talk

n. The conversation that happens after making out/sex. It's infinitely better than normal conversation because there's touching involved.

During pillow talk I asked him about his family.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

by The Grammar Nazi April 30, 2004