Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

biff 

v. To mess something up, specifically a physical activity.

I was coming down the mountain on my snowboard when I biffed.

biff by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

present haunches by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

chick 

n. A girl.

Chick is not necessarily derogatory, however many women find it offensive because of its flippant nature.

Did you see that chick? She waved at me.

chick by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

badness 

Something which is not positive. Typically refers to a situation or the actions of one or more people.

Have you heard about the badness in NYC?

badness by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

cop out 

n. An excuse designed to shirk responsibility.

Don't say you need to aaronize. That's just a cop out.

cop out by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

turd cutter 

n. Ass, Booty, behind.

From the movie "Glory Daze".

She's got a nice turd cutter on her.

turd cutter by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

the bird 

The middle finger when used as a salute.

I cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.

the bird by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2001