Definitions by The Flying 69
....And then you were raped.
a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.
Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....
Person B: ....And then you were raped."
Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
Person B: ....And then you were raped."
Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
....And then you were raped. by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009
Tuna Fest
The opposite of a sausage fest, a tuna fest is an event that is dominated by women. About a 4:1 ratio of women to men.
Person A: "Dude, my psych class is a total tuna fest. I'm like the only dude in there."
Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."
Person A: "Why?"
Person B: "Because you love weiner."
Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."
Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."
Person A: "Why?"
Person B: "Because you love weiner."
Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."
Tuna Fest by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
The Bear Jew
Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009
Ned Beatty'd
To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.
Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
Ned Beatty'd by The Flying 69 August 21, 2009
Spencer Pratt
Person A: Who's the douchiest person you can think of?
Person B: Spencer Pratt.
Person A: Yeah, good call.
Person B: Some one should murder him.
Person A: Definitely.
Person B: Spencer Pratt.
Person A: Yeah, good call.
Person B: Some one should murder him.
Person A: Definitely.
Spencer Pratt by The Flying 69 June 15, 2009
Creepophile
A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.
Creepophile by The Flying 69 March 5, 2009