spocker

kind of like the shocker, except 2 fingers in the ass.
by The Dave May 13, 2005
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Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.
When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.
by The Dave June 09, 2004
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jibbly bits

referring to a woman's breasts e.g. tits, boobs, jugs, fun bags, and sweater mittens.
Jill, you have huge jibbly bits.

Damn, that bitch has fine jibbly bits.

I find myself staring at your jibbly bits.
by The Dave May 13, 2005
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Fruity Pie

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.
"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."
by The Dave October 22, 2004
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insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.
Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.
by The Dave February 22, 2004
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Pooter

The badassest, gangsta trippin'est cat ever to have walked the face of this earth. Formerly fed by Dave Ross.
There is only one example, gotta see him live.
by The Dave October 03, 2004
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slipry scissors

When a lady takes the load then scissors her girlfriend
After she took it all from her man she got with her girlfriend and made a slipry scissors
by the Dave October 10, 2016
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