allogy

A sweeping apology issued the following morning for offenses during night of boozing (including ones you don't remember).

It was awkward, but once I gave the allogy she calmed down.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

bromantic

Inclined toward potent feelings of brotherhood with your male friends, often displayed through the emotional profession of platonic affection.

So I tried to help Sam get over his cheating girlfriend. But after he knocked back a couple of beers, he got all bromantic and attempted to hug me.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

emowobble

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A contemporary style of dance where emaciated suburbanites with mood disorders sway back and forth to music that sounds like a billy goat doing a poetry reading over a funeral dirge.

I swear to Flying Spaghetti Monster, the next guy I see emowobble to Bright Eyes is going to get a mouthful of angry.

by The Commodore June 22, 2007

tru tv

The absolute worst channel of all time. Blatantly rips off already terrible shows like Pawn Stars.

Guy 1: Let's watch tru TV!
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of here. We are no longer roommates.

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That's it. (Shoots Guy 1)

by the commodore January 08, 2014

unprotected sleep

Turning off the alarm clock and resuming snoozing, risking not waking up for an important task.

I had 45 minutes of unprotected sleep. Got fired, but it was worth it.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

Porky Pigging

Wearing a shirt but no pants.

I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008

bed mine

When the chick you're seeing on the side leaves her underwear in the covers, creating a potential hazard.

Then Meryl found Samantha's panties, and the bed mine exploded.

by The Commodore August 27, 2008